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alien-bumbum:

asaturninegirlspassion:
roosterreturns:
popegoodvibes-returns:
silver-tongues-blog:
sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath
HES A WHAT

wolgerrswraith:

Meanwhile, on the boxed set of Twin Peaks I paid $49.99 for with the worst captioning I’ve seen in my life

beardedmrbean:

Here’s that better mouse trap you ordered lads

corsairesix:

corsairesix:
Sure, David Cage might be sexist, and he might be homophobic, and he might write clunky racist narratives, and he might run a toxic workspace, and he might have animated a nude shower scene of an actor without his consent, but he also makes bad games
Free room-reading lesson from me: this is maybe not the place to talk about how you loved Detroit Become Racist

palebluepixel:

trash-fuckyou:
Audience note from test screening of VIDEODROME, 1983
This person hated videodrome so much they forgot their gender

dogweapon:

timely-prince:
dogweapon:
I know this is a longshot but I feel like Tumblr is the best place to ask- does anyone have the official Joe Biden Spore file? I have not been able to find it on the old Sporepedia links that I found.
If you don’t know what I’m talking about I know what you’re thinking- “Joe Biden Spore model? OFFICIAL Joe Biden Spore creature model?”
Yes, OFFICIAL Joe Biden 2008 election voting awareness ad campaign Spore model.
Please, I need it for obvious reasons.
Sporepedia
Sporepedia
spore.com
Image is taken from the sporepedia listing but if that doesn’t work then it’s the result by MaxisCactus on this link.
Not only did it work, but I also discovered that 12-15 year old Sporepedia comments are still readable on the website.
And in this moment I know that we must go back to when the internet was this inscrutable

loveitorreblogit:

crazy-brazilian:
Cain and Abel:

chilewithcarnage:

mothmanismyuncle:
funny-tik-toks:
THE WIND UP
IT DROPS DOWN, LINES IT UP, AND HAULS BACK AND *tiny smork noise*
this is literally a live action looney toon lol

yamada-ryo:

yamada-ryo:
yamada-ryo:
yamada-ryo:
yamada-ryo:
yamada-ryo:
yamada-ryo:
yamada-ryo:
yamada-ryo:
yamada-ryo:
Fuck it. Kikuri real.

beaft:

beaft:
a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn’t use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like “…but just this once you can have it for free, don’t tell my boss though” he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying “yes….. yes!!!!!” like the sickos comic

ponku-po:

Do You Think God Stays in Heaven Because He too Lives in Fear of What He’s Created

kiyokospeaks:

totheark:
Out of an abundance of caution: Do not search your name, or the names of people you know.
There’s rumors about the website tracking the names that get searched, so you could put yourself or other people under scrutiny if you do so.